Forum Software Updated

[declan]

@Calum mine was down for a few days the other day

[Calum]

@declan Hey now don't worry. That's what the blue pill is for.

[NINJA]

I hear that you can now by full strength Viagra over the counter without a prescription. All you have to do is ask for it by it's tradename - Mycoxsafloppin!!!
:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_cold_sweat: :face_with_tears_of_joy:

[declan]

@NINJA coincidentally that’s my dj name

[Calum]

@NINJA Sorry I'm confused, don't you just come on here and look at some of the gorgeous bikes we have showcased in order to get an erection?

[NINJA]

@Calum Sadly at my age it takes a bit more than that dude, in time you will understand.

[Calum]

@NINJA Well for me it's a little different bud. I'll always have the real thing, plus the bikes.

[declan]

@Calum your boyfriend must be really good looking

[Calum]

@declan Boyfriend? Sorry you must have me confused with someone else. I am in to beastiality.

[NINJA]

@Calum DUDDDDEEEEEEE - I presume that was meant as a joke? But as an animal lover I feel even if it was meant to be funny, that there is no context where such a statement is appropriate and wayyyyyyyyyy out of place. There is enough animal abuse and cruelty in this world, we do not need it in here, so please edit/delete your inappropriate post.

[stinkwheeler]

Oh come off it your way to sensitive do ya need a cuddle ... i smiled ...

[NINJA]

@stinkwheeler No I am not - there is a time and place for everything, this is an motorbike owners forum, not a sordid sex club where we discuss depraved sex acts.

[stinkwheeler]

dying ‍️

[Calum]

@NINJA Aww man, you haven't watch "Clerks 2" have you, with "Kinky Kelly and the Stud".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jou2eKN9W6k

Sorry if that's offended you, but that's the nature of jokes for you.

[finnerz89]

Snowflake alert

[NINJA]

@Calum I failed to see the humour in a fat half naked guy, sexually abusing a donkey - each to their own I guess???

[Calum]

@NINJA No you gotta watch the whole film. The joke is about not realising it was a Donkey.

Randall thought Kinky Kelly was a girl, and the stud was a dude. But when it arrives they are shocked, but it's too late to rearrange the leaving do, so they just...go for it.

[NINJA]

@Calum I got what the plot was all about and how the misunderstanding of names and roles was portrayed in the scene, I just did not find it funny. I have never found Jay and Silent Bob to be funny at all, in fact I just do not get what all the hype is about those two? Maybe I will watch the full movie and I might enjoy it, but only time will tell for-sure???

[NINJA]

Back on topic, for some reason I am unable to upload any pictures, as I keep getting this error message;

Error

Unexpected token < in JSON at position 0

@Calum Any ideas as to why bud???

[Calum]

@NINJA Aww mate, you need to watch Clerks 1, it's brilliant.

I'll admit, no I don't find Jay and/or Silent Bob funny in the Slightest. But he's a good writer, the first one, filmed in black and white, budget of like 25k dollars, is very funny and very watchable.##

Uploads photos fine for me!

I will be taking another look at the server hopefully tomorrow. I got a new Hard disk and a faster machine for it anyway.